4. A robot may not move faster than a human being
The other day I saw a video of Honda's ASIMO robot running. You may have seen it before in some commercial fetching a newspaper or more recently dancing with Beck in his video for Hell Yes. This video is intriguing. This robot is not just walking. It's not shaking someone's hand. It's not pushing a cart. It's running. I guess it's more like...creeping around. Like a burgling rapist. And it scares the hell out of me. I don't want robots briskly sneaking up behind me. It isn't right.
And so, I told the others in the room that people would be less likely to support a "running" robot that moves in such a way if it had three things: a face, a penis and a knife. To demonstrate this I did a really shitty mockup of what such a robeast would look like. I used these clips to create...

let it load a second time and see how terrifying he really is.
Comments
WHY OH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO USED BRIAN PEPERS HEAD??
Posted by: docbeezy | March 16, 2006 8:04 AM
#4. HA
Posted by: george | March 16, 2006 9:22 AM
though, i agree that using peppers head is totally lame.
Posted by: george | March 16, 2006 10:10 AM
i was just going to use a blank face. then i was going to use cuba gooding jr.'s face from the fighting temptations poster, as per mark's suggestion. then tom suggested brian peppers.
Posted by: kevin | March 16, 2006 10:33 AM
http://pepperstruth.ytmnd.com/
Posted by: docbeezy | March 16, 2006 10:36 AM
creepy as hell.
Posted by: emily | March 18, 2006 11:32 AM
just showed this to a friend again, we were talking about ASIMO.
so creepy.
Posted by: michael | December 11, 2006 6:44 PM